I'm feeling quite a bit "out there" right now and I somehow ended up writing a parody song about bots from Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back. :P
I like them bots and I cannot lie
You other players can't deny
That when a bot walks in with a sack of coal
and a bunch of gnomish bowls
you get sprung, wanna pull out your gold
To the GE, that stuff is sold
deep in the wildy they slaying
and there aien't nobody playing
Oh botters, I wanna get with you
And buy your bones too
My friends have tried to warn me
But that loot you got's made me so horny
Ooh, yew and magic logs
You say you need to use my Torog's?
Well, use me, abuse me
Cause you aien't that average Newbie
I've seen them minin'
To hell with all the whinin'
They're sweet, leet
Gotta goin' like a turbo beat
I'm tired of all the mods
Thinking they're some sort of gods
Take the average player and ask him enough
They wanna buy the stuff
so, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the bot? (Hell yeah!)
Tell her to make it! (Make it) Make it! (Make it!)
Make those tuna pots
Gotta love bots!
Haha, yeah I dunno what the hell is wrong with me right now. :P
I like them bots and I cannot lie
You other players can't deny
That when a bot walks in with a sack of coal
and a bunch of gnomish bowls
you get sprung, wanna pull out your gold
To the GE, that stuff is sold
deep in the wildy they slaying
and there aien't nobody playing
Oh botters, I wanna get with you
And buy your bones too
My friends have tried to warn me
But that loot you got's made me so horny
Ooh, yew and magic logs
You say you need to use my Torog's?
Well, use me, abuse me
Cause you aien't that average Newbie
I've seen them minin'
To hell with all the whinin'
They're sweet, leet
Gotta goin' like a turbo beat
I'm tired of all the mods
Thinking they're some sort of gods
Take the average player and ask him enough
They wanna buy the stuff
so, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the bot? (Hell yeah!)
Tell her to make it! (Make it) Make it! (Make it!)
Make those tuna pots
Gotta love bots!
Haha, yeah I dunno what the hell is wrong with me right now. :P